This is going on my tombstone.

This post is going in my eventual suicide note. No shit.

One day I will be found with my brains on the wall, clutching my pistol, lying next to a spilled bottle of southern comfort and half-empty bottle of xanax. And I will be clutching a printout reading "ALL OF IT WAS PURE GARBAGE."

 

In my last will and testament I will insist that it is engraved upon my tombstone, picture of the horse included.